Now you can simply wash away your mistakes

Have you ever uttered words you wish you could take back the minute they leave your lips?

Well, thanks to my big sister, I have discovered the product that will set all wrongs right. It’s the Wash Away Your Sins moist towelette, which my sis gave me in a gift bag last weekend. Hmmm…have I been particularly foot-in-mouth prone lately?

The tagline is, “Right Your Wrongs with a Wipe!” and directions for use include the following:

Devoutly wipe away your wrong-doing,

Spot check for stubborn guilt, and, of course,

Discard sins in waste receptacle.

It turns out there’s an entire line of products, including Wash Away Your Sins soap, complete with instructions to wash, rinse and repent. You can find your own personal trangression-repair product at WashAwayYourSins.com.

I think I’ll order a supply for moments like these with my Man from the Midwest.